hotmilkytea:

weasley-detectives:

Star Wars A New Hope as read by some of the freaking greatest voice actors in the world. Probably my all time favourite comedy sketch. If you don’t think Jess Harnell voicing R2D2 as Christopher Walken is hilarious, you’re just wrong.

Some of my favourites (and more reasons for you to watch) include

Stormtrooper = Pinky (Animaniacs)
Captain Antilles = Adam West
Leia = Jake the dog (Adventure Time)
c3p0 = William Shatner
c3po = George Takei
luke = Bender  (Futurama)
r2d2 = Ozzy Osbourne
leia = Vincent Price
r2d2 = Bill Cosby
c3po = Fry (Futurama)
buru = Twilight sparkle (My little pony)
luke = Pinky (Animaniacs)
leia = the Brain (Animaniacs)
c3po = Raven (Teen Titans)
luke = Zoidberg (Futurama)
obi-wan = Cartman (Southpark)
luke = Rodney Dangerfield
dr. avizian = Paul Lynd
alien/greedo = Tony Soprano (the Sopranos)
han = Kiff (Futrama)
obi-wan = Rafael (1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
vader = Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
c3p0 = Zap Brannigan (Futurama)
r2d2 = Harley Quinn (Batman)

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This is my FAVORITE

slightly-oblivvyous:

scitchet:

handknit-shipwreck:

deanhadley:

carmineeyes:

joasakura:

eternalshiva:

Fuck you! I’m the Bible Nazi >_>

"Bow to me, I am THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS"

I like that one.

Behold! The One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere!

The Obnoxious Buzzkill. VH never comes out of these very well.

Well I’m the Neverending Buzzkill so…

This is my best one of these EVER!!!!! The overwhelming decision to give up!!!!!!!!!!

By chosen name: The Self-Righteous Tumblr Critic
By given name: Fear Me! I’m The Customer!

Both of those are so perfect, oh my god.

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, it is I, The Customer.

This is actually pretty incredible considering the United States prides itself on its Capitalism and supposedly consumer driven. But these customers hate paying a little more for products made in the US when they can get cheaper versions made in sweatshops over seas. Jobs are disappearing from cities and pushed are being shoved on to other nations in the name of a cheaper coffee maker or what have you. Fear customers.
Also I work retail and generally dislike basically all customers.

corinnalee:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

ALSO ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT TONKS AND LUPIN AND TEDDY

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog